Clay Jones for November 17, 2019


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    Daeder  2 months ago

    Most apes are far more articulate and intelligent than Jim Jordan. Not to mention that ape wrestling coaches tend to be far more ethical.

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    RAGs  2 months ago

    I thought that the “poo-flinging monkey” was in the oval office. Or is that “offal office”?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 2 months ago

    The “poo-flinging monkey” will make a better case than any of those repubs.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    More controlled, and intelligent than Jordan, and Nunes combined.

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    PraiseofFolly  2 months ago

    Constituents in Jordan’s congressional district must be SO PROUD of his performance in these hearings so far. I liked Yavanovitch’s initial puzzled reaction: “Was there a question in there?”

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’d be funny if it didn’t reek of truthiness.

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    Patjade Premium Member 2 months ago

    What an insult to the monkey. He is far above the level of “Gym” Jordan.

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    shakeswilly  2 months ago

    Don’t give Jordan any ideas Clay. We don’t want him flinging poop at witnesses.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 2 months ago

    The only better example of ‘a flinger’ is the president.

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    Gordon Fishmeal  2 months ago

    Good old Jim “Look the other way while as many as 1700 boys were being raped and/or otherwise sexually molested” Jordan, the shining example of Republican values.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    It’s embarrassing for OHIO ….looks like gop got all the uncouth , loudmouth guard dogs to do their dirty work…per usual…

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    rorie  2 months ago

    I’m reading this while sipping my morning tea. So glad I didn’t have a mouthful when this came up. TRUTH does come with humor, even if a little painful. Thank you!

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member 2 months ago

    Are you sure that’s even a monkey? It looks a lot like Jim Jordan!

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    finsup  2 months ago

    Too bad the poo-flinging monkey is winning, huh?

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    William Bednar Premium Member 2 months ago

    Guess we’ll just have to change the old saying to: “More fun than a barrel of Republicans”.

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    Diamond Lil  2 months ago

    Jordan,a.k.a. the poo flinging monkey, learned his social skills and manners at the Brett Kavanaugh School of Decency and Decorum.

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    Coopersdad  2 months ago

    Seems anytime Jim Jordan is involved, it’s just a total “sh*t-show”!

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    thelordthygod666  2 months ago

    As is always the case. America has elected the representative government it deserves.

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    Ally2005  2 months ago

    The Trump circus train has let loose a lot of poo flinging monkeys on the country. The chief poo flinger loves to watch the sh#t show.

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    Rad-ish, see No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    (CNN)A college wrestling referee says former Ohio State University athletic team doctor Richard Strauss masturbated in front of him inside a locker room shower in the mid-1990’s, according to a new lawsuit filed against the school.

    When he reported the incident to OSU’s wrestling coaches — US Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio, then the team’s assistant coach, and Russ Hellickson, the team’s former head coach — they failed to take any action, according to the lawsuit filed Thursday.

    They responded, “Yeah, that’s Strauss,” the referee, referred to in the lawsuit as John Doe 42, alleges.

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    Rad-ish, see No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    I yield my time to the poo-flinging monkey.

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    Midnight Rambler  2 months ago

    I have to wonder, what does jordan get in return for his actions?

    What’s the price for a soul today?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    Isn’t this an insult to Poo-Flinging Monkeys worldwide, being compared to HIM????

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    Rick4now Premium Member 2 months ago

    I agree with the majority of comments: Monkeys are being maligned by comparison.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    [being a poem in which Donald Trump asks a question and receives an answer]

    “Please, can I join your Traitors Club?”

    “Sure, come on in, you Flab O’ Flub

    Though latest’s leastest, I’ll be bound

    Come right ahead, I’ll show you ’round

    Now, over there is Benedict

    And here we have a Tricky Dick

    In that booth sits John Wilkes Booth

    (He found non-treasoning uncouth)

    And Joe McCarthy, and Roy Cohn

    (Your azz, I’m sure, he soon will own)

    We let in others, too, like Quisling

    (That’s him, not steaks, that you smell sizzling)

    And also Casca, Cassius, Brutus

    And, worst of all, our Flaming Judas!

    So come on in, and stay awhile

    Because I see you’re truly vile

    And though the atmosphere’s unwell

    What did you expect—in Hell?"

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    joseph.blass  2 months ago

    Makes me think of “It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

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    Rad-ish, see No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    I saw a picture of Jim Jordan today with a black eye, says he walked into a door.

    “Da boss wants ya to woik harder for im.”

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    Rad-ish, see No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Gymbo Baggins

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    cageywayne  2 months ago

    Very good Mr. Jones.

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