Never Land — because they promise you a magical other world but you only get it after you die — but only if you give them lots and lots of money, oh, and also your little boys and girls. So you never, never get there.
Michael Jackson is the Pope and R. Kelley is the bishop.
And Donald Trump is signing boobs and Bibles for all the underaged teen pageant contestants.
…and god impregnated a teenage virgin so he could become his own son and then sacrifice himself to himself to save everyone else from himself.
Primitive tribes sacrificed virgins to ensure a bounteous harvest. (More recent iterations — the priests sacrifice children’s virginity for their own gratification.)
Conservative Christians believe god sacrificed himself to himself to “save” people from himself.