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Clay Bennett for October 13, 2021

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    RAGs  12 days ago

    They don’t worry because they’re immune, the RNC told them so…

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    Daeder  12 days ago

    Undertaker Abbot is at it again!

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member 12 days ago

    Take the coupon, you will need it.

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    Concretionist  12 days ago

    Some places (not so much in the US) the folks who handle the dead have been so swamped that they simply cannot keep up. Even in the US, some places are using refrigerated truck trailers in lieu of refrigerated morgues. Giving a discount under such circumstances seems like a bad move.

    Cute though.

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  12 days ago

    Also giving them a gravesite discount is acceptable

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 12 days ago

    To think hubby and I just watched a couple of undertaker sketches on Monty Python. “Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life? Keep it up.”

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    Coopersdad  12 days ago

    I guess this means the funeral homes are offering a “Dumb-ass discount”!

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    braindead Premium Member 12 days ago

    Another cartoon that those with Trump Disciple analysis skills will not understand.

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    ibFrank  12 days ago

    Anti-vaxxers are getting their information from the Funeral association, they just don’t know it. Today message is that the shot will make you gay.

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    Patjade Premium Member 12 days ago

    One business where there doesn’t seem to be a shortage of customers.

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    PraiseofFolly  12 days ago

    —) It’s like the Western movie cliche, when the town Undertaker looks on with grim anticipation as the amateur gunfighters line up against the professional gunslinger — the KOVID Kid.

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    Kyrie Eleison  12 days ago

    Middle aged guy who’s not grossly overweight…dude is in the 99% survivability club.

    Bill Maher got one thing right, Dems don’t understand the science and statistics of covid.

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    Zebrastripes  12 days ago

    That about says it all…..

    LIVE

    Or

    DIE

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 12 days ago

    A truck with an Anti Vax message drove thru New Orleans. Under the message was an ad for a Funeral Home!! Don’t know if locals got the intent of the whole thing though. Probably not.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  12 days ago

    Most undertakers offer a ‘Lay Away Plan’. Sort of ‘Pay As You Go’ marketing . . . now with a coupon discount that won’t EXPIRE like the anti-vaxxers.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 12 days ago

    The hell with that!!! Charge those morons DOUBLE!!!!

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    grillman0515  12 days ago

    If we act immediately there is an extremely slight chance we can halt the disastrous effects of climate change. If you translate the way the stupid-headedness of anti-maskers, anti-vaccine morons are hampering the efforts to end the pandemic to climate efforts you can’t help but realize we are all royally F***ed

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  12 days ago

    Hey, Governor Greg Abbott, Texas currently has vaccination mandates!

    Texas Minimum State Vaccine Requirements for Students

    https://www.dshs.texas.gov/immunize/school/school-requirements.aspx

    Hey, Governor Greg Abbott, FYI:

    Vaccine Mandates in Schools Aren’t New. They’ve Been Used Since 1850

    https://www.healthline.com/health-news/vaccine-mandates-in-schools-arent-new-theyve-been-used-since-1850

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    Ricky Quest   12 days ago

    I’ll agree that this “vax” is effective for some people. I’ll also agree that It’s poison for other people. We should all agree that getting the jab should be voluntary. If you do not agree to that… well, mind your own business. Have you seen all the “sick outs” at the airlines? Fun stuff!

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 12 days ago

    Heck no! Charge ’em more

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    piper_gilbert  12 days ago

    Newsflash! The vaccine turns MAGA’S into liberal transgenders.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 12 days ago

    Does that include MMR and polio?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 12 days ago

    Thanks to those who posted links.

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    HT-Missouri Premium Member 12 days ago

    The republican stratagy is to keep the CV19.D response as a controversial subject so they can blame Biden and the democrats for the susequent failure and the dead republican voters. Willing to kill their grandparents and children in order to “own” the democrats. Unbelievable.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 days ago

    And don’t expect me to give you a Go Fund Me donation to help pay your funeral expenses.

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    MontanaBill Premium Member 12 days ago

    Coming soon: Monthly booster shot mandates, double masking mandates and more money not to work.

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    Rodeo44 Premium Member 12 days ago

    Had opinions are like a$$holes everyone has one. Best to keep both to yourself.

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    chmsam  12 days ago

    The Turd Reich Tot is so incredibly dumb he can’t handle simple math yet now he fancies himself a specialist in public health, virology, and infectious diseases.

    https://imgur.com/IiPXUGk

    https://imgur.com/fm71gDJ

    But the moron thinks surviving COVID-19 and the variants means that it’s always a complete recovery.

    https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-long-term-effects/art-20490351

    The dipwad probably will try to refute and discredit the Mayo Clinic because Facebook and OAN/Newsmax are so much more authoritative.

    The dipwad can’t mentally fight his way out of a paper bag that’s not only open at the top but even ripped halfway open. These are the sycophant Nazi trolls the Turd Reich lives and dies for. He doesn’t get it that they’ll gladly let him die of the virus before they’ll admit they’re all vaccinated and getting healthcare and treatments if they get sick that he couldn’t afford even if he mortgages his soul. Oh, wait… He already did that when he became a troll for the Rump.

    He does nothing but lie and try to spread disinformation. When he does just flag his butt into oblivion.

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    ferddo  12 days ago

    The same people who refuse vaccines today will probably be demanding free and immediate treatment when they get sick tomorrow…

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 12 days ago

    KE’s been real cranky since he was fired from his job as the Village Idiot at the Florida Renaissance Faire due to “Hygiene Issues”.

    It’s hilarious how the RWNJs twist themselves into knots trying to deflect from the retina-burning strobe-light idiocy of their Republican “leaders”.

    Meanwhile, in one of the latest of their weird conspiracies according to their Mar-a-Lago MAGA Mullah, it was Chinese Thermostats that helped steal the election from him.

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    DEACON FRED  12 days ago

    Another good one Chris!!

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    NatureBatsLast  12 days ago

    They are breaking the health care system. All part of the GQP agenda to destroy any healthcare for the 99%.

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    Scoutmaster77  11 days ago

    Some dark humor…

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 11 days ago

    Suck it, Abbott. U.S. Companies (including FOX News) are enforcing their own mandates. As an example, 99.7% of 67,000 employees at United Airlines have been vaccinated. And the 232 who have refused to comply?

    “We wish them well in their future endeavors.”

    C&L article on that, along with other references and resources:

    https://crooksandliars.com/2021/10/untied-airlines-ceo-997-67k-employees-have

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    Michael G.  11 days ago

    Share with a friend!

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    bmburns  11 days ago

    They used to say that a liberal was just a conservative that hadn’t been mugged yet. Now they can say an anti-vaxxer is just a vaccine supporter that hasn’t had Covid yet.

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    Adrion  10 days ago

    No Anti-Vaccine or Anti-Mask Mandates!

    Get your shots because it’s your absolutely-mandated responsibility as a member of a community and a civilization.

    If you can’t handle that, then you’re obviously too immature, too childish and too irresponsible to be a member of a community and a civilization.

    Vax Up or Get Out!

    Oh, and no; vaccines haven’t killed, or even hurt anyone, period. Not since the late 19th Century, and that was found to not be the fault of the vaccine itself, but rather to a lack of essential information about the group being vaccinated. The only instance of actual Vaccine Side Effects in the past 140 years is when poor Romanian children were given the MMP vaccine for the first time.

    At the time, the viruses used to make the vaccine were incubated in horses, and the people providing the vaccines were never told that the poor in Romania often ate Horse Meat to get the basic nutrition they needed because it was cheap. Serum separation techniques were still very primitive at that time, and a much larger amount of horse serum remained in the vaccines, meaning that it contained antibodies created by the horses against other antigens; antigens that the poor Romanian children had in their blood due to their frequent eating of horse meat.

    Vaccine Viruses are no longer incubated in horses anymore, but rather in human serum or chicken eggs (the much-misunderstood “Fetal Material” listed in some vaccines. Poultry Fetuses), and serum separation techniques are vastly better now, as is information collection about the population being vaccinated prevents anything like that from ever happening again.

    All so-called claims of Vaccine Reactions have been just that; claims, and the CDC and WHO keeps a record of those claims, not to prove that vaccines have reactions, but to prove that they DON’T. Every single reported claim in that registry was investigated, and in every case, found to be due to something else completely or hysterical hypochondria.

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