Clay Bennett for January 22, 2020

Do relatives count? Can he trust his family to lie?

Do paid character witnesses count?

He has few (none?) that are not in jail… and some who are afraid that if they stand up.. will go to jail

Just find someone he hasn’t yet said he hardly knows. There must be SOMEBODY…

For character witnesses, they should call his bankers, his cabinet makers and his McDonalds hamburger bakers.

The Sharpie is a nice touch

Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini were invited. They send their regrets.

Even John Baron won’t support t

Need a line for each Republican in Congress, at least.

I can vouch for his character. ~ Satan

Republicans don’t refute Trump’s crimes, they just won’t recognize them.

I’m sure he’d list himself first. Probably second and third too.

There would be many but they all signed NDA’s…

Are there other members of his species on Earth? The “children’s” origin is in foubt.

Just channel the Marque De Sade.

There were going to be quite a few character witnesses, but the president* kept insisting that he didn’t know any of them.

Too bad Charlie Manson is dead.

Vlad, MoBS, Kim.

Actually, he’s got a long list of people who will tout him as a great guy in every way. Of course they’re all liars…

Looks perfectly accurate to me Clay ;-)

But if he forbids them from speaking, he can then claim they were only going to say good things.

When someone has no character, there can hardly be any witnesses.

He tried to write in Matt Dillon and Marcus Welby, but they refused to testify.

Putin and Moscow Mitch would sign on.

1. Thomas Edison. 2. Ren Solo. 3. Oliver Clothesoff. 4. My Black Guy. 5. The guy who cries when he calls me “sir.” 6. ME!! BEST WITNESS EVER!! MOST PERFECT!!

Excellent, as usual, Mr. Bennett.

Only the best people!

Charactger Witness: 1. Satan 2. Hitler 3. Mussolini 4. China’s Mousie Dung 5. Any other piece of human fecal matter…see the GOP.