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Clay Bennett for January 22, 2020

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    superposition  2 months ago

    Do relatives count? Can he trust his family to lie?

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    Ally2005  2 months ago

    Do paid character witnesses count?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    He has few (none?) that are not in jail… and some who are afraid that if they stand up.. will go to jail

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    fritzoid Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just find someone he hasn’t yet said he hardly knows. There must be SOMEBODY…

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    lobo1939  2 months ago

    For character witnesses, they should call his bankers, his cabinet makers and his McDonalds hamburger bakers.

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    Diamond Lil  2 months ago

    The Sharpie is a nice touch

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    Monchoxyz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini were invited. They send their regrets.

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    Odon  2 months ago

    Even John Baron won’t support t

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    Need a line for each Republican in Congress, at least.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 2 months ago

    I can vouch for his character. ~ Satan

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 2 months ago

    Republicans don’t refute Trump’s crimes, they just won’t recognize them.

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    well-i-never  2 months ago

    I’m sure he’d list himself first. Probably second and third too.

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    feverjr  2 months ago

    There would be many but they all signed NDA’s…

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    Are there other members of his species on Earth? The “children’s” origin is in foubt.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    Just channel the Marque De Sade.

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    Daeder  2 months ago

    There were going to be quite a few character witnesses, but the president* kept insisting that he didn’t know any of them.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 2 months ago

    Too bad Charlie Manson is dead.

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    chmsam  2 months ago

    Vlad, MoBS, Kim.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    Actually, he’s got a long list of people who will tout him as a great guy in every way. Of course they’re all liars…

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    pamela welch Premium Member 2 months ago

    Looks perfectly accurate to me Clay ;-)

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    Kip W  2 months ago

    But if he forbids them from speaking, he can then claim they were only going to say good things.

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    theoldidahofox  2 months ago

    When someone has no character, there can hardly be any witnesses.

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    bakana  2 months ago

    He tried to write in Matt Dillon and Marcus Welby, but they refused to testify.

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    wolfiiig  2 months ago

    Putin and Moscow Mitch would sign on.

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    Monster Hesh  2 months ago

    1. Thomas Edison. 2. Ren Solo. 3. Oliver Clothesoff. 4. My Black Guy. 5. The guy who cries when he calls me “sir.” 6. ME!! BEST WITNESS EVER!! MOST PERFECT!!

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    Frannie L  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Excellent, as usual, Mr. Bennett.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Only the best people!

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    Brockie  2 months ago

    Charactger Witness: 1. Satan 2. Hitler 3. Mussolini 4. China’s Mousie Dung 5. Any other piece of human fecal matter…see the GOP.

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