Man: Oh, great, now you tell me! So, where am I supposed to get ice at this time of night?
Just go chisel it out of the wall doofus.
I think a skylight would look great~right over the punchbowl.
I don’t think there was ever an igloo that large in the entire history of igloos. Something to do with load bearing of curved ice-block walls. But wait … the helium balloons … it all makes sense now.
Time for a chip off the old block!
Maybe we cold serve hot toddies instead?
Surely there’s a nearby A&P or Kmart!