"A3000 coin stamper"
Man: I dunno, boss, the machine broke down, and I can't make head or tails of it.
Can you make landing on edge of it?
The Binford Super Flip A3000 Coin Stamper [insert Tim Taylor grunt sounds here]…
The mis-stamped ones, if they make it into circulation, are prized by collectors. I saw a sale for a double-stamped Buffalo Nickel once, with a hefty price tag on it.
This makes no cents.
Hope the boss doesn’t flip out!