"Part V in the 'Famous last words' Series"
"R.I.P. 'There, that oughta hold.'"
It held until he said, “Let’s go.”
That can’t possibly be a live wire.
Honey, you know you might be right. Your hips do look big in that dress.
Before I refill the gas tank, let me re-light my cigarette.
What does this do?
Look maw …no hands.
“I told you I wasn’t well”. Spike Milligan.
“I fixed the brakes myself”. James Dean.
“I wanna try one of those purple ones”. Most dead rock and roll stars.
Was there beer involved?
I’ve done this a thousand times.
Don’t tell me how to do it!
Hold my beer while I do this.
Let’s throw the empty keg in the fire
See, I close one eye and I don’t see double.
Don’t worry, God watches over drunks and fools.
Lemme finish the booze before that cop catches up.
I’ve got everything under control.