"The Daily Gnus"
"Gnu in town"
No gnus is good gnus.
soon he won’t be able to read the daily gnus, as like a lot of other newspapers, it too will shut down :-(
The Daily Gnus will soon be replaced with The Daily E-Gnus, creating mass confusing with the publications The Daily E-Mus and Daily E-Muse.
They need the Daily Gnus for emergency “accident” spots