Pro tip: Take a shower before your bath to eliminate most of your current filth.
This may be why hot tubs became popular.
Such a grump! Mona, allow me to introduce you to a new concept, which has caught on in Europe; it’s called a shower, comes complete with “telephone” nozzle, and you don’t have to sit in a tub of dirty water! You’ll love it!
Am I right, M. Smokey?
Mona is our smelly queen of the harpies
November 06, 2015