Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 11, 2021
Cathy: I need to see how this loons in my home mirror. Saleswoman: The mirror that said you looked fat in those darling pants? Dumpy in that lovely dress? Old in that perfect skirt? The mirror responsible for you returning 90% of what you buy?? YOU'RE TAKING A SWIMSUIT HOME TO THAT MIRROR??! Cathy: Yes. Saleswoman: It's not so much a sale as a sleepover at the mean girl's house. Assistant: We'll keep its little hanger out.