Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 30, 2020
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Presenting swimwear guaranteed to make his head spin! The ruffley top draws the eye to the bust... The cut-out front pulls the eye from the bust to the tummy... The trim pulls the eye from the tummy to the hip... The dots pull the eye from the hip to the rear...To the arm to the front to the back and around and around and.... Other saleswoman: While his head is spinning, you can lunge for your bag and grab a cover-up! Saleswoman: His only memory of you in a suit will be a blur of color.
I wouldn’t go within 10 feet of that swimsuit. I don’t know anyone over the age of 10 that would look good in it…and I hang out with ballet dancers.