Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 05, 2020
April 04, 2020
April 06, 2020
Transcript:
Tax man: Welcome to tax prep and planning month with your financial expert. Pardon the inconvenience, but I sold my desk, chairs, and lamp on "eBay." My bookcases and file cabinets went to "eBid". My stapler, tape dispenser, paper clips and desktop feng shui garden were unloaded on "uBid", "weBidz", and "4sale4now.com". All I have is my laptop, a copy of the 1,100-page stimulus plan, and a deep faith in the american dream to pull us through these hard times! As I share my vision for recovery, may I offer you lunch? Cathy: How incredibly generous! Thank you so much! Tax man: My wife made me a salami sandwich. I'll take an opening bid of $9.95!
And somehow, this still seems relevant in 2020!