Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 30, 2020
March 29, 2020
March 31, 2020
Transcript:
Saleswoman: Welcome to the kinder, simpler world of women's retail. We eschew the over-priced, out-of-touch styles that have defined a decade of over-indulgence and... Saleswoman in pink: Don't use a word with "chew" in it this close to the food court during lunch hour. Saleswoman: Someone bring me back a cheesy pretzel!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Lesson learned. Less talking. More selling. Don’t just work. Produce. If you can’t make a sale make a friend. Always be closing. You know. All that sales motivation crap. I need a donut.
SnowBunny12 about 4 years ago
I want a cheesy pretzel.
Ken Norris Premium Member about 4 years ago
The reason why people leave today is ‘eschew’ sounds like a sneeze.
summerdog about 4 years ago
I want a jalapeno pretzel, please.
Gretchen's Mom about 4 years ago
Is it an Auntie Anne’s? Because if it is, I’d really like just a plain, warm, soft, chewy, lightly-salted pretzel, please! ;-)
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Hi, rgcviper! :-)
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Hello and Happy Monday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone has/had a really nice day and is doing everything you can to stay safe and healthy! :-)
lightenup Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’ll take a cookie, please, and none of those gross diet ones.
Hello Cathy friends and happy Monday! Have a healthy and great day, all!
hendelca Premium Member about 4 years ago
I am very happy I am chewing on a really tasty gingerbread + chocolate cookie right now – and not shopping for clothing (or anything else).
Ah Monday. A little more rain and a lot less snow today. Have a great day yourself.
rgcviper about 4 years ago
Cookies and pretzels do sound pretty good right about now. Sign me up!
HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pretzels…Yes.