Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for May 25, 2019
Saleswoman: Anything I can get you? Cathy: Yes! Bring me last December before the final nine Christmas cookies! Bring me last February before the "bag of chocolate kisses episode"! Bring me March before... Saleswoman: Anything I can get you that relates to where you are right now? Cathy: Sorry. Yes, of course... bring me 30 seconds ago before I ate the granola bars in my purse while we were talking!!