Saleswoman: Welcome to swimwear, 2008! This year we vow that every woman will find a swimsuit that flatters! WOW! That suit makes your toes look so thin! We didn't say which part of you it would flatter, did we?
Well, thin toes are nice I suppose. Perhaps a country girl swim suit of cut offs and a tee shirt would be better? How about a muumuu and flip flops. Maybe a vacation to the Rockies. Mountain lakes and exercise. That’ll do it.