Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 14, 2019

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Man: Before we peek at your completed tax return, may I order you a latte? Couple: NO! Lattes are too expensive! We'll just have a small, regular coffee! Cathy: But COFFEE SHOP coffee is too expensive. We'll have office-brewed coffee. Irving: Coffee's too expensive. We'll just have water. Bottled water's too expensive! We'll have TAP WATER! Cathy: Cups are too expensive! We'll have drinking fountain water! Man: The "starting the diet ten seconds before hopping on the scale" approach to finances. Irving: I'll just stick my head under the faucet in the men's room! Cathy: I will catch the tear drops as they run down my face!