Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for May 06, 2014
Woman: Tell me the sweet things he said! Cathy: He said he loved my hair, my eyes, my shoes... Woman 2: Tell me the wonderful things he did! Cathy: He brought roses and heart-shaped dog biscuits! Charlene: Tell me how romantic he was! Cathy: He wrote a poem to me in chocolate frosting... Women: Bleah! You're making me sick! I can't listen to this! The passionate, yet fickle attention span of the female viewer.