Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 09, 2012
May 08, 2012
May 10, 2012
Transcript:
Cathy (from phone): Want to have lunch tomorrow, mom? Mom: What happened, Cathy? Is something wrong?? Are you sick? Are you hurt? Are you worried? Are you lonely? Are you sad? Do you have news? Good news? Horrible news? I'll stand by you to the end of time! I would crawl on my hands and knees to be there for you, baby!! Cathy: Dads have lunch. Mothers have banquets.
Admirable sentiments, Cathy’s Mom (do we know her name?). Too bad they’re coming from the Nut Job Supreme. Crazy mom needs a chill pill.
Ruh ro, Reorge. I’m apparently in the dog house with lightenup. Wonder what I did this time? Sigh.