Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 07, 2002
Cathy: Do the French fries I eat while carrying my tray to the table count as part of the serving? Charlene: Of course not! Cathy: Do the loose fries I eat from the bottom of the bag count? Charlene: No! No one counts those! Cathy: Does the last handful I grab as my trays being dumped count? Charlene: No! Everyone knows the last handful doesn't count! Cathy: In that case, I hardly had any! Charlene: What's for dessert?