Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 06, 2002
January 05, 2002
January 07, 2002
Transcript:
Mr. Pinkley: Welcome to the workplace, 2002! Year of the wireless - networking pocket PC with 206Mhz processor... year of the voice-activated-dialing, web, navigating, intstant-message-sending cellular pager/ phone. Year of the digital watch with integrated satellite navigational system... year of the USB-Based Mp3, WAV and WMA player... Year of the SIZ Mb plug-in multi-media presentation disk the size of a key... year of the color scanner with auto 4-button interface... Year of the 32-function stapler.. The cyber- conferencing espresso machine.. the windows- compatible desktop plaque removal system. I'm short year of the instruction book. Cathy: Anyone know how to get a dial tone? Charlene: Anyone know how the new coffeemaer makes coffee? Man 1: Where's the help hotline for typing an envelope? Man 2: My deli order didn't scan! Woman: I can't get the paper clip dispenser to boot!!
