Cathy by Cathy Guisewite for September 05, 1998
RING RING Mom: Uh, oh. It's only 8:30. If the blind date I sent Cathy on were going well, she'd wait until morning to call...if it were mediocre, she'd call later... RING RING If she's calling at 8:30, it means it's so hideous she sneaked into the ladies' room of the restaurant to let me have it. Dad: Cathy's a little beyond calling from the ladies' room, dear. Cathy: HELLO, MOTHER?? Mom from phone: Do I hear flushing in the background, sweetie? Man: No! That's just me spritzing in some binaca!