Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 12, 1998
Transcript:
Charlene: I feel so self-conscious. Woman: Me too. Cathy: Me too. Charlene: What about? Woman: You know. Cathy: Hoo, boy..yes! We all know! Charleen: Look at the men. So oblivious. Woman: Completely unaffected. Cathy: They don't even know it's the summer of the toe. Charlene: Ten billion pairs of fabulous summer shoes, and not one that covers our toes! Woman: There's nothing! A chunky sneaker or a full-toe display! Nothing in between! Cathy: Shoes were the happiest part of my wardrobe, and now they're toe-exposing nightmares!!! Charlene: The "pantyhose-with-open-toed-sandal" nightmare!! Woman: The "trying-to-self-tan-a bony-foot" nightmare!! Cathy: The "taking-something-we-hoped-no-one-would-ever-see-and-painting-it-red" nightmare!! All the women: It's all for you!! We suffer for you!!! Man: What? What?? Charlene: Look at them. Still oblivious. Woman: But now slightly affected. Cathy: He didn't even mention my strappy platforms.