Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 13, 1997
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Cathy: Aack! Saleswoman: May I help you? Cathy: I hope so. I need four baby shower gifts...five new baby gifts..three one-year old birthday gifts..two three-year old birthday gifts..one five-year old birthday gifts...four six-year old birthday gifts..two ten-year old birthday gifts..three bar mitzvah gifts..two first communion gifts...four sweet sixteen gifts..and six graduation gifts.... They're all my age! The mothers are all my age!! They're expecting babies..having babies..graduating babies from high school....and what have I done?? Nothing! Nothing but buy gifts for other people's babies!! Saleswoman: Biological clock? Other saleswoman: Worse. Biological credit card.