Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 24, 1994
Cathy: This would look great with my chunky platform clogs! Saleswoman: Oh, dear, no! The heavy foot is out! Cathy: Last year you said flowy fabrics had to be grounded with the heavy foot. Saleswoman: We were wrong. Flowy fabrics need the light foot. All the shoes you bought last year are wrong, but this year we have it right! The dainty lace up flat will last forever! Salesman: May I help you? Cathy: Yes. Dress my feet for their next leap of faith.