Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 22, 1986
Mr. Pinkley: "Boss Day" is efficiently over in one day...Why do you suppose "Secretaries Day" drags out for an entire week, Charlene? Charlene: Because if secretaries all celebrated with a long lunch on the same day, business would be thrown into chaos, and the economic system of the entire country would collapse. But when bosses all take a long lunch on the same day, no one seems to notice. Mr. Pinkley: I had to ask.