Candorville by Darrin Bell for October 04, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Unless you were born in different time zones, you’re the same age.

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    boydpercy Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lemont is just showing off as usual!

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    Gen.Flashman  4 months ago

    For right to lifers their ages should be dated from conception.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 months ago

    Trains don’t really go that fast by relativistic standards. I am sure any age difference due to special relativity is measured in microseconds.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Lemont was born on a moving train? Did his mom have to pay for an extra ticket at the end of the ride?

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    Nuliajuk  4 months ago

    That must have been a very fast train.

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    WentHulk  4 months ago

    Why do you even ask such pointless questions Lemont?

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    Olddog1  4 months ago

    Time slows down in a moving object compared to stationary one. As noted above, there isn’t enough difference.

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    FassEddie  4 months ago

    It’s just like Lemont to feel all special because he came in on public transport. There ain’t no free rides, son!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  4 months ago

    Within the limits of measurement is usually a minute or so. Time dilation probably smaller than picoseconds. Hard to be certain.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    All of this discussion assumes that we can know the moment of birth to a precise second, when it usually takes well over a minute to complete the entire process of delivery. And then the line judge has to look up from where the ball is being snapped to the play clock to see if it’s expired yet. (Yeah, still bitter about that no-call during the Packer-Patriots game.)

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    Decius Premium Member 4 months ago

    But leaving all the real world practical stuff aside, who would be older?

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    willie_mctell  4 months ago

    At train level velocities the dilation effect is tiny.

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