Candorville by Darrin Bell for May 29, 2022

At least he didn’t ask you to get it straightened out

You’re lucky that you have a good head of hair! I’m getting thinner and thinner up top. Go find a more congenial place to work.

When it comes to driving, I like to say that I do so decisively, not assertively, and certainly not aggressively. My wife just shakes her head and mutters “word games”.

If this is Florida, I guess we can’t talk about the roots of white privilege…

I’ll bet some of those co-workers are white people with kinky hair, and the boss has no problem.

Aggressive hair?

So I Googled “aggressive hair style” and looked at a few articles. All the models in the articles were white.

“Aggressive hair” doesn’t warrant a reply. Other than “pound sand.”

I have never understood why people care about hair as much as they do. It’s hair.

It has always been beyond me why anybody cares how someone cuts their hair