I’ve never ridden in an Uber. I last rode in a taxi in NYC about 20 years ago and it scared the crap out of me. I have a 12 year old car that still runs well so no Uber or Lyft for me. Kudos to Clyde!
Then there was the lady who got off the elevator and said to her companion, “I’ve been geesed!!”. Companion said “You mean goosed, don’t you?”, Lady says, “I can count, damn it!”…
BE THIS GUY 3 months ago
If it’s an Uber, then it isn’t your car (unless you’re the Uber driver).
boydpercy Premium Member 3 months ago
I’ve never ridden in an Uber. I last rode in a taxi in NYC about 20 years ago and it scared the crap out of me. I have a 12 year old car that still runs well so no Uber or Lyft for me. Kudos to Clyde!
Random Nick Premium Member 3 months ago
Then there was the lady who got off the elevator and said to her companion, “I’ve been geesed!!”. Companion said “You mean goosed, don’t you?”, Lady says, “I can count, damn it!”…
uniquename 3 months ago
If it happened in early December, you got your Christmas goose early!
- with apologies to John Candy and whoever wrote that line.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 3 months ago
What?
David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo 3 months ago
Speaking truth to power.
And, yes, malarkey is a form of power as recent events have shown.
Coocalici 3 months ago
A third ‘what?’ from me at the end.
Night-Gaunt49 3 months ago
Lamont got goosed.
bakana 3 months ago
Does this mean that the bestselling mystery novel, “Antlers In The Treetop” by Whogoosed Themoose was really written by Lemont?