Candorville by Darrin Bell for May 14, 2022

You don’t. Now, get on with the rest of your life and be a good father.

Lemont built his life based on Star Trek; let his son build his life based on video games!

A long time ago, I audio-tape recorded episodes of “Fractured Fairy Tales” and played them back for older family members, who were patient enough to listen. (I think their remembrance of the old radio voice actors made it somewhat bearable for them,)

His son used the word, “epiphany”?

I like how the doctor is probably making $150 or $200 an hour to be doodling stick figure cartoons while Lemont spills his guts out. On the other hand, maybe the doctor prescribes some killer meds for him (or if here in Florida he could give Lemont a prescription for some very potent anxiety relieving hemp as our state has not legalized Marijuana for anything but medicinal purposes)…..

Ask anyone. Everyone else knows what your mother thought about Voltron.

You don’t Lemont…….

“If it interests you, it is important to me. It is mere coincidence I always fall asleep when you talk about it.”