Candorville by Darrin Bell for January 19, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    He went to all the trouble to get a Star Trek mask and he wants to wear it as much as he can.

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    boydpercy Premium Member 7 months ago

    Stand 6 feet apart and don’t breath on or touch each other!

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    The broken Supply Chain has delayed re-stock of his favorite breath mints to the local Walgreens, that just closed anyway. A few drops of shaving lotion sprinkled to a mask will have to do.

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    Algolei I  7 months ago

    I gotta admit, I love wearing masks. It’s the one good thing that’s come from so many people dying.

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    Yontrop  7 months ago

    Susan is right; take off the masks. Don’t stop there, but get off the rooftop first.

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    James Deveney Premium Member 7 months ago

    She is giving a hint! Take it you dummie.

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    theincrediblebulk  7 months ago

    Wearing a mask has done wonders for my self image. Now only half the women i meet for the first time run away screaming. That is a major improvement compared to when I didn’t wear a mask.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  7 months ago

    A face too pretty to show…or is it to cover up?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, Susan, maybe you haven’t seen anyone other than Lemont, but I’m pretty sure Lemont’s been hanging out with Clyde, and who knows what all he might’ve picked up!

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    kauri44  7 months ago

    What about the people at her office? Somehow I don’t think that either her boss or that sleazebag who is after her job take many health precautions.

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member 7 months ago

    Lemont’s right. I try to get out of the house for at least an hour a day, so my wife and I get some personal time away from each other.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member 7 months ago

    What? A truth about masks? HOW, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HERE?

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