Candorville by Darrin Bell for January 19, 2022

He went to all the trouble to get a Star Trek mask and he wants to wear it as much as he can.

Stand 6 feet apart and don’t breath on or touch each other!

The broken Supply Chain has delayed re-stock of his favorite breath mints to the local Walgreens, that just closed anyway. A few drops of shaving lotion sprinkled to a mask will have to do.

I gotta admit, I love wearing masks. It’s the one good thing that’s come from so many people dying.

Susan is right; take off the masks. Don’t stop there, but get off the rooftop first.

She is giving a hint! Take it you dummie.

Wearing a mask has done wonders for my self image. Now only half the women i meet for the first time run away screaming. That is a major improvement compared to when I didn’t wear a mask.

A face too pretty to show…or is it to cover up?

Well, Susan, maybe you haven’t seen anyone other than Lemont, but I’m pretty sure Lemont’s been hanging out with Clyde, and who knows what all he might’ve picked up!

What about the people at her office? Somehow I don’t think that either her boss or that sleazebag who is after her job take many health precautions.

Lemont’s right. I try to get out of the house for at least an hour a day, so my wife and I get some personal time away from each other.

What? A truth about masks? HOW, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN HERE?