Candorville by Darrin Bell for January 15, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Think of it as a warning the next time he says EUREKA!”

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    Indeed. It should be I reeka.

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    boydpercy Premium Member 7 months ago

    Years ago the gastroenterologist suggested I start taking fiber supplement. After a few weeks, my late wife told me to quit since she was tired of the house smelling like sh*t!

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 7 months ago

    Archimedes: Eureka!

    Italian: Eh, you no smella so gooda youself.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    And then there was another Greek mathematician / philosopher, Pythagoras:

    “One of Pythagoras’ strangest obsessions with food was his relationship to the fava bean. He believed you should never eat fava beans because they give you gas and expelling gas took away the “breath of life.” At the same time, he claimed fava beans contained the souls of the dead. So maybe he believed you shouldn’t eat beans because you’ll fart ghosts?”

    https://museumhack.com/the-madness-of-pythagoras/

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    Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hey. Pull my eureka.

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    e.groves  7 months ago

    Shouldn’t he say “Eureka” afterwards?

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    FassEddie  7 months ago

    I’ve always held that you shouldn’t say “excuse me” after a fart, but “lookout!” before.

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    T Smith  7 months ago

    I fart, therefore I am.

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    Redd Panda  7 months ago

    So … should I say ‘’Sorry, just feeling a little angst’’ ? Or blame it on the cat?

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    blackman2732  7 months ago

    However, it does add to the humor.

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    RWill  7 months ago

    Once someone let out the loudest fart I’d ever heard. I yelled in an exaggerated English accent, “Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph?!?”

    He didn’t get it.

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    this one stinks

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just don’t light a match.

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    David Huie Green-HavePityOnOthersYouWillNeedItToo  7 months ago

    Gotta yell out “I have it” (eureka) while you still do.

    And if you are proud of something you produced, let people know.

    (Once in church, my stomach growled very loudly. Everyone looked my way. I stared at the one sitting closest to me. Everyone else thought it was him….I let them know the truth later. Just having fun at the time.)

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    WentHulk  7 months ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Gross but funny.

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