Candorville by Darrin Bell for January 14, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  7 days ago

    Seems like the Lord put himself in the middle by delivering Clyde’s mother’s message.

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    Concretionist  7 days ago

    Yeah. It took me a large percentage of my life to figure out that “talk to them YOURSELF” maneuver. Now if I could only get them to DO it…

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 7 days ago

    Did you know that Fat Albert was so fat that when he sat around the house he sat AROUND the house. It’s true.

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    boydpercy Premium Member 7 days ago

    Pure Clyde! I’m with him on this one. It takes two to tango or talk.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 7 days ago

    Clyde raises a fair point in the third panel.

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    TampaFanatic1  7 days ago

    “Hey, Hey , Hey!” I remember watching Fat Albert as a kid on late Saturday mornings. I think you can still watch the show on Amazon Prime.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 days ago

    An H.C. Andersen Tale for Rap? The dude was White, but he was cool.

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    Mugens Premium Member 7 days ago

    Clyde: “Why she wanna talk now?” The Lord: “Beateth Me.” Love it…

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    e.groves  7 days ago

    It’s never good whenever my daughter or grandson call me.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 7 days ago

    It shouldn’t make me this happy, but Darrin Bell actually uses correct Elizabethan grammar. Which is uncommon when humor writers use it for comedy. “Beateth Me.” Heh.

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    Luke Chilone  7 days ago

    I wonder if the Mushmouth action figure got the same treatment.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 days ago

    See! Not getting involved in intra-family squabbles is such a good idea that even God gets it.

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    uniquename  7 days ago

    There are some people you will only ever talk to if you initiate it. My son is one of them. But I love him, so I call him.

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    FassEddie Premium Member 7 days ago

    How was there a Fat Albert figure and I didn’t know about it!?

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    rugeirn  7 days ago

    So nice—and so rare—to see someone using the archaic forms correctly!

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    suñña  7 days ago

    He never wants to be put in the middle. Like when both sides pray for victory in a war.

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    futuremary  7 days ago

    Is he sleeping under a dish towel?

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    RabbitDad  7 days ago

    Sorry, disembodied voice, you’re already in the middle as you began this dialogue.

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    944im Premium Member 6 days ago

    I suppose I could write a sermon on some people’s gods and unreadable fonts.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  6 days ago

    Answered prayers!!

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