Candorville by Darrin Bell for December 08, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Nobody has to know, and the bees aren’t doing the world any good in your closet.

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    boydpercy Premium Member 6 months ago

    leave the bees, butterflies and other alone so they can pollenated !

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 6 months ago

    You do NOT want death-killer bees in your closet.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 6 months ago

    They will be sleeping with the fishes.

    They will be taking a dirt nap.

    They will…you get the idea.

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    TwilightFaze  6 months ago

    And if they DO find out, Clyde’s the one in trouble. He’s used to that.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Clyde seems to know everyone. Even a contract hit man for East Foreignavian bees.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago

    I find that easy to bee-leive.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Call in Mark Trail.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    In this case, Clyde’s friend would be worth talking to.

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    FassEddie  6 months ago

    Spray the closet with wasp spray. Tape it shut. Then brick over it. Problem solved.

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    suñña  6 months ago

    They kill death? Seems like you could monetize that.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  6 months ago

    “How did you get rid of the fire ants?”

    “Poured a little ring of gasoline around the bed.”

    “Gasoline? Isn’t that illegal.”

    “Hmmm, come to think of it, it is.”

    I probably shouldn’t have told her with her brother, a Florida state’s attorney standing beside us. (Should you decide to do something illegal like this, please remember to keep all sources of flame or spark away from your misdeeds.)

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  6 months ago

    Actually, though, invasive species are seldom protected. Come to think of it, our honeybees are mostly Italian.

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    schaefer jim  6 months ago

    Only A Thug For Life would know that!

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    bakana  6 months ago

    Lemont probably also needs to know if Clyde had anything to do with Putting that Hive in the closet in the first place.

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    WentHulk  6 months ago

    Hoo boy……

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