Candorville by Darrin Bell for December 08, 2021

Nobody has to know, and the bees aren’t doing the world any good in your closet.

leave the bees, butterflies and other alone so they can pollenated !

You do NOT want death-killer bees in your closet.

They will be sleeping with the fishes.

They will be taking a dirt nap.

They will…you get the idea.

And if they DO find out, Clyde’s the one in trouble. He’s used to that.

Clyde seems to know everyone. Even a contract hit man for East Foreignavian bees.

I find that easy to bee-leive.

Call in Mark Trail.

In this case, Clyde’s friend would be worth talking to.

Spray the closet with wasp spray. Tape it shut. Then brick over it. Problem solved.

They kill death? Seems like you could monetize that.

“How did you get rid of the fire ants?”

“Poured a little ring of gasoline around the bed.”

“Gasoline? Isn’t that illegal.”

“Hmmm, come to think of it, it is.”

I probably shouldn’t have told her with her brother, a Florida state’s attorney standing beside us. (Should you decide to do something illegal like this, please remember to keep all sources of flame or spark away from your misdeeds.)

Actually, though, invasive species are seldom protected. Come to think of it, our honeybees are mostly Italian.

Only A Thug For Life would know that!

Lemont probably also needs to know if Clyde had anything to do with Putting that Hive in the closet in the first place.

Hoo boy……