Candorville by Darrin Bell for December 04, 2021

How about Bitcoin?

Salvation Army has had to introduce portable debit/credit terminals at their Christmas kettles.

Heh, Rosencrantz, you can’t use that “Spare Change” sign. Tyrone has it trade marked.

I have a friend who has a daughter that rarely carries cash. She goes on trips with just her debit card.

get one of those card readers that you tap on.

Venmo’s easiest.

“Can either of you gentlemen drive a truck?”

I’ve never understood what spare change is.

Re: “That ship has sailed” tweet: you could not have been more accurate. The court self-destructed in 2000, but it has been thoroughly politicized since the Reagan administration. I date the turning point to St. Ronald’s announcement of his candidacy in (of all places) Philadelphia, Mississippi. “The rest is history.”

You need an AirPay scanner so they can donate without any effort on their part.

We hated it when told our tips would now be online as we couldn’t touch cash. Until our first paycheck— when tips increased by ten times!

Of course, our guests are the best in the world!

Try Zelle

Then you’ll incur PayPal fees…

I love the bums theme. I always thought this should spin-off into it’s own comic.