Candorville by Darrin Bell for January 24, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  8 months ago

    How many phones has Lemont dropped in the drain?

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    boydpercy Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hope he doesn’t get hemorrhoids!

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    Concretionist  8 months ago

    Wow. And she’s not even married to him. I thought that complaint was a spousal privilege.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 8 months ago

    My 86 old mother spend almost 1 hour in the bathroom reading rumor magazines . Different generation .

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    wmwiii Premium Member 8 months ago

    I just watched that Venera 14 video. It’s very interesting.

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    sevaar777  8 months ago

    No, the amazing part is how insensitive Lemont’s nose is to long term stench.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 months ago

    Lemont should eat more fiber.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  8 months ago

    “That I am no longer full of **it.”

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    Ignatz Premium Member 8 months ago

    The amazing part was that you were all listening to the sound of the wind howling on another world, and somebody was calling someone else a “douchenozzle.”

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    mourdac Premium Member 8 months ago

    George Costanza learned about “bathroom books”. Now Lemont needs to learn about “bathroom phones”.

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    Nyckname Premium Member 8 months ago

    Never ask to use ’Mont’s phone.

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    oldlegodad71 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I don’t spend much time on the toilet. No female here to hide from.

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    NWdryad  8 months ago

    It beats having your cat climb on your lap every time you try to get a few minutes of toilet quiet time.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  8 months ago

    How long is too long? Lemont does have a lot to process after the last five years.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 8 months ago

    Well, Lemont IS using his head !!

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    WentBrown  8 months ago

    Susan is good for him.

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    Kind&Kinder  8 months ago

    It almost has the feel of the dialog from, "Waiting For Godot’ !

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