Candorville by Darrin Bell for November 21, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 6 days ago

    Once Rudy’s descendants time travel back and make him irresistible, he will get plenty of dates. Then he will have descendants who will time travel…

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    boydpercy Premium Member 6 days ago

    Randy,1 -Rudy, 0

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    TexTech  6 days ago

    Normally not too fond of Randy but he definitely nailed it this time.

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    rshive  6 days ago

    A coffee cup from the “House of Joe”?

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    Concretionist  6 days ago

    I can prove that time travel is impossible. If it WERE possible, then people would do it and change the timeline. Eventually someone would change the timeline so nobody invents time travel and at that point, time travel being impossible, the timeline stays stable.

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    bobpickett1  6 days ago

    maybe just drunk

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    gammaguy  6 days ago

    Consider Robert Heinlein’s story “—All You Zombies—”

    There is a difference, though.

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    ajr58(1)  5 days ago

    It just dawned on me:does Randy’s references to Rudy as “little buddy” come from Gilligans island?

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    COL Crash  5 days ago

    There’s always a hidden flaw in your logic. That’s why nothing ever works out exactly the way you intended it. Hopefully Rudy, your flaw wasn’t a fatal one.

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    mistercatworks  5 days ago

    The fatal flaw in a “perfect” plan…

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    WentBrown  5 days ago

    The bigger guy is right.

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    David Huie Green-What can it hurt?(last words)  5 days ago

    “If we change the way our ancestor was, we make ourselves not exist. If we make ourselves not exist, we can’t go back to change him.”

    “Hey, I just checked the time scanner. He was going to be all those things but we went/are-going-to-go back to change him so that we DO exist.”

    “Okay, then. THAT makes sense other than the fact that he will/would-have never mate/mated.”

    “That’s not a problem. Our ancestor with whom he mated was attracted to his kind of loser. We need to make sure he WAS that kind of loser so we exist to do it.”

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    Happy Cat Premium Member 5 days ago

    Apropos of nothing, but does Randy drink through his nose? It sure looks like it.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 5 days ago

    Where are the Morlocks? More Lox !!

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