An oldie but goodie.
I’ve done stuff like this. I was walking through the mall with a friend and someone trying to sell stuff said “Can I ask you a question?” and I said “You just did” and just kept walking. When we got in the next store, my friend started cracking up.
I guess the stranger can google it on his phone!
Clyde is always willing to help.
Post Office? Hmmmm. We used to have one…..
Clyde did answer the question.
We just gotta face the fact, Clyde is not really a people person.
Asked and answered, counselor. Move on.
Also, do you know what time it is?
Do you know what time it is?
A father of a friend of mine used to do a version of this for his own amusement. A friend of one of his children would call and ask, “Is [so and so] there?” He would say “Yes” and hold the phone in silence for a while before asking “Is there anything else you’d like to ask?” It got to the point that when my friend saw her father holding the phone to his ear and not saying anything she’d go and take it from him.
Word your questions more precisely if you actually want any useful information.
Too close, no masks, African American can lead to death.
Darrin Bell and Theron Heir