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Candorville by Darrin Bell for January 17, 2020

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    boydpercy Premium Member 3 months ago

    I love broccoli!

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    Please, don’t do the floss when you are teaching him about dental hygiene.

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    nos.nevets  3 months ago

    My children controlled my body for 18 years. I should have had the right to kill them.

    My body / my choice.

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    Brain Pudding Premium Member 3 months ago

    Our children change our lives. They give us a new reason to live. They cause us to reevaluate our place and rediscover God. They cause us to change our perspective and re-prioritize everything. God bless all children and their parents.

    Thanks Mr. Bell for this touching reminder and the laugh at recognizing how silly our kids can make us as well.

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    Diat60  3 months ago

    I’m being slow today. What is the “running man” joke? A reference to the film?

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    David Huie Green  3 months ago

    Don’t lie. Leave that to the expert.

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    What about his “cabbage patch”? Can he do that in front of him?

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    One way to get the kids to eat broccoli (or any other food that isn’t junk): tell them they can’t have it because it’s for adults only. Absolutely forbid it because they’re kids and too young. Before long they’ll beg for it, especially if you show obvious pleasure in eating it.

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