Candorville by Darrin Bell for June 08, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I would have loved to seen a 3 year-old dressed as a cabernet day the following lines:

    Then it don’t matter. I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too.

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s probably just as well that Susan doesn’t have any children. Of course, our children are the cutest, smartest and most talented around.

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    David Huie Green-We cause most of our problems  over 1 year ago

    Lemont’s pattern recognition skills could probably stand improvement.

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    Michael Heath Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d go see that.

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    Argythree  over 1 year ago

    I wonder how many ‘toons there are where a man who is friends with a woman is questioned about why he didn’t manage to attend the soccer game, concert or other event of the woman’s child, as if this is an indication of some serious failing on the part of the man friend? I would guess none…

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    Plods with ... Premium Member over 1 year ago

    How do you tick off a grape?

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My answer when people want me see their children perform in anything. “I don’t even like my own children, let alone other’s”.

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    KennethPrice2  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t his Ex a vampire?

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    Brett Juilly Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They dressed as grapes. Angry grapes.

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    Wait till the Day Care Graduation.

    They will wear Gowns, flat has and get “Diplomas”.

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