I would have loved to seen a 3 year-old dressed as a cabernet day the following lines:
Then it don’t matter. I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too.
It’s probably just as well that Susan doesn’t have any children. Of course, our children are the cutest, smartest and most talented around.
Lemont’s pattern recognition skills could probably stand improvement.
I’d go see that.
I wonder how many ‘toons there are where a man who is friends with a woman is questioned about why he didn’t manage to attend the soccer game, concert or other event of the woman’s child, as if this is an indication of some serious failing on the part of the man friend? I would guess none…
How do you tick off a grape?
My answer when people want me see their children perform in anything. “I don’t even like my own children, let alone other’s”.
Isn’t his Ex a vampire?
They dressed as grapes. Angry grapes.
Wait till the Day Care Graduation.
They will wear Gowns, flat has and get “Diplomas”.
Darrin Bell and Theron Heir