Candorville by Darrin Bell for February 13, 2014

Wow, someone has a pretty exact census count.

X … wow, you’re right.

Does that mean Lemont thinks it’s better to keep going around and around till we get to Clyde?

the last man standing

Crashing cars do not automatically burst into flames – except in Hollywood movies.

line of succession to what?Can’t be the Presidency since, outside of the Speaker and President Pro Tempore, they’re otuside the line of succession

It is presidency,

but also an exaggeration, of course—

VP, speaker, pres pro temp, sec of state, treasury, defense, att general, interior, agri, commerce, labor hhs, hud, trans, energy, educ, vet affairs, and homeland securty,

then for Lamont, you, me, them, everybody else, anyone else, and finally Clyde.

and Lamont, is imagining the USA population being pi x 10 to the 8th power.

Given a choice between Lamont and Rand Paul or Huckabee— I think I’d go with Lamont, and least he’s too stupid to do much damage.