Candorville by Darrin Bell for July 14, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Facebook divas can make anyone crotchety.

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    rolleg  over 9 years ago

    No, you’re not crotchety, Susan.

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    Jkiss  over 9 years ago

    I feel your pain Susan. If somebody wants to talk to me or catch up on life, they need to pick up the damn phone. I too am much too young to be this crotchety.

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    katzenbooks45  over 9 years ago

    Crotchetiers and curmudgeons unite!

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    QuietStorm27  over 9 years ago

    I feel the same way, I’m still very young but I wish people would pick up their phones and call! I found out my older brother’s mother died on facebook – ridiculous!

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 9 years ago

    On the contrary… you’re can never be too young to be a cranky old fart!

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    IQTech61  over 9 years ago

    If you don’t like Facebook, log off and delete your account. Don’t continue to do something you dislike and then whine about it.

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    Gokie5  over 9 years ago

    Um, re: the phone. Unfortunately, I have a strong antipathy to the phone. I’ll do almost anything to keep from calling someone, but am happy to email or Facebook. Takes all kinds.

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    LOWRIDER84  over 9 years ago

    Honestly, if that girl agreed to meet me on the roof alone more than twice, i would consider that an open invitation to doing it on the roof!

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