Candorville by Darrin Bell for October 02, 2010

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    lewisbower  almost 11 years ago

    Hear that Grammar Nazis! Yes I do know the difference between a colon and a semi-colon. Ever hear the term, “typo”?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    There are two thoughts on this.One states that slang or localisms should be allowed when speaking.The other,that proper grammar leads to a smarter more educated (ie.better functioning)society.The LOW speech and the HIGH speech,so to speak.

    In the era of highly evolved slang and jargon(via pop culture and pop technology) we are seeing the results of lack of proper grammer being used against us in political methods of propaganda:

    Red is gray and Yellow white

    love is hate war is peace

    big business is better for you than democracy

    The Tea Party is the perfect example of this confusion.They stand for what they can’t communicate/they don’t know what they really want but they want it now

    what was I talking about,now?!?..

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    joefish25  almost 11 years ago

    And to think that it bugs me when folks use “your” in place of “you are (you’re)” and “should of” instead of “should have”. I’m too petty grammar-wise.

    3hourtuour, you explained the Tea Party better than anyone has to date. If you don’t mind I’m going to use that when I see my brother-in-law tomorrow for dinner. He constantly goes on about nothing (at a high volume) and constantly says that the Tea Party is going to save America. I usually shake my head and walk away, which gets him going. But, how do you reason with a dim mind? Thank you

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    crlinder  almost 11 years ago

    Grammar aside for the moment, I particularly like that she apparently was about to say that she’s looking forward to being a werewolf when the moon is full…

    Or maybe she did know her grammar and was using a double negative to indicate she was not looking forward to being a werewolf…

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    freeholder1  almost 11 years ago

    3hour, you sound like my Mom, the English teacher, and you did it precisely well.

    As for the Tea Party, I keep recalling how all us old Hippies were going to change the world for the better, we just didn’t know how once the joint was passed around. The TP seems to be folks meeting in the bar after a “hard day” in the office, griping and deciding on policy after Happy Hour. The policies from both those groups are about the same: FREEDOM, POORLY DEFINED, BUT FREEDOM. I guess politics is a drug unto itself.

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    trekkermint  almost 11 years ago

    maybe not a were wolf - a were leopard? were lion? were goldfish? now we’ll never know

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    Spyderred  almost 11 years ago

    The real problem IMHO is that so many voters “believe” rather than know.

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    annamargaret1866  almost 11 years ago

    Belief trumps knowledge rather more often than it should

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    chaosandcake  almost 11 years ago

    Nice one, Lemont. Now a werewolf’s going to punch you.

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    Sandy_June  almost 11 years ago

    Why am I not surprised that nobody is hastening to defend the TPers? Imagine that – few far-right-wing white guys read a comic strip about people of any color other than off-beige.

    As my grandfather liked to say in the wake of some statement of the obvious, “Way-ull, hush mah mouth.” (I’m from NC)

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    Lemont, you don’t deserve no punch in the mouth.

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    jhouck99  almost 11 years ago

    This ain’t gonna’ be pleasant…

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