Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 29, 2004
Lemont: ...No, seriously...haven't you ever heard of the multiverse theory? One theory of quantum mechanics state that everything that can possibly happen actually does happen. each possibility branches off into it's own alternate universe. Susan: Lemont, all I asked was "when are you going to get a real job?" Lemont: Don't you see Susan....I Already have - just in another quantum reality.