Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 25, 2004
TV: ...and if you act now, we'll throw in an extra bottle of focus factor. Many say it's the best brain support supplement they've ever tried. Lemont: How many "brain support supplements" Do people try? TV: ...But wait, you'll also get Perclaxzil, which many say is the best belly-button-softening supplement they've ever tried!