Candorville by Darrin Bell for August 27, 2004
Boss: Seriously, Lemont - If you needed a raise, all you had to do was ask. Lemont: You mean that? Boss: Certainly. Your a valued member of the Pigville Pork Burger family. Lemont: Great. Just great. I was writing a story about an evil boss who sadistically kept his humiliated employees in poverty. But now I've lost my inspiration. Boss: Um... You're welcome? Lemont: Don't you realize, man now I have to start all over.