Candorville by Darrin Bell for August 23, 2004
Susan: Lemont, if you need more money, you should ask for a raise. March in there and say "I have an advanced degree from a prestigious university. I've been working here for ten months." Then say "I deserve a raise because I've proven myself to be an essential part of this organization. Lemont: I flip burgers, Susan. Susan: ...in a "highly-effective" way.