Candorville by Darrin Bell for August 04, 2004
Susan: If you need more money, why don't you come work for us? We've got an opening for a junior copy writer. You'd help come up with ad slogans and catch jingles. You'd help the senior writers create innovative, effective advertising campaigns. Lemont: By "Help," you mean I'd fetch their coffee. Susan: We call it "procuring their resources."