Candorville by Darrin Bell for August 03, 2004
Lemont: I'm always broke. I've got to do something about this. Susan: You can quit your job at "Pigville Pork Burger" and build a high-paying career that'll make good use of your expensive university education. You can stop trying to write the next great American Novel and put your talents to use in the real world. Lemont: I think I'll ask for more hours at Pigville. Susan: Brilliant idea.