Candorville by Darrin Bell for July 11, 2004
Man: He brought class and grace back to the white house. Man 2: He taught us style is more important than substance. Man: He taught us big government is bad. Man 2: He taught us the poor don't deserve help. Man: He won the cold war and saved democracy. Man 2: He subverted democratically-elected governments in central America and entangled us with middle eastern tyrants. Man: He made us feel good about ourselves again. Man 2: He taught us to ignore our mistakes. Man & Man 2: I'll say this about Ronald Regan... We sure changed America.