Candorville by Darrin Bell for July 05, 2004
Clyde: Dang. I got a cease and desist letter from "Botox." I have to change the name of my anti-wrinkle cream. Lemont: Why not name your fake cream something appropriate, like "canceria" or "Deathecine"? Clyde: Nah. I've thought of everything. I'm only gonna change the name a little bit, so it'll still sell. Lemont: "Buttox"? Clyde: We can still hang when I'm rich.